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Saturday, March 20, 2004

Trojan Ads Abroad

For those of you offended or upset by Janet Jackson's mammary gland being exposed on national television, I invite you to view samples of the Trojan ad campaign currently showing overseas (including the UK). Watch these commercials, and then reflect on how uptight YOU must be if the British don't seem to mind this stuff.

Everyone else, enjoy the sexual humor :).

Trojan Commercial #1
Trojan Commercial #2
Trojan Commercial #3

... to anyone still offended, here is a news flash... you've more than likely shielded your children from anything and everything sexual, but despite your efforts, your children WILL have sex one day --- maybe even with a stranger (*gasp* -- just to piss you off). But we all know that that devastating eventuality would only be made worse if your child knew about the effective and intelligent use of contraception. THE HORROR, THE HORROR!

Posted at 10:00 AM in Humor | Permalink

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Those commercials are pretty messed up dude... Expecially the one with Americans doing percision jumps!

Posted by: Chaz | Sunday, March 21, 2004 at 05:50 AM

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