I _____ c0rk.
c0rk is ___.
c0rk needs ___.
I want to ___ c0rk.
c0rk can ___ my ___.
Someday c0rk will ___.
c0rk reminds me of ___.
Without c0rk, ____.
c0rk can be ____.
Best thing about c0rk is ____.
c0rk is my _______.
Sorry to throw this all at you, but Maria posted it in HER blog and it proved pretty entertaining ... thought i would give it a try here, and see what kinduv comments it elicited. That, or I may just be feeling an overwhelmning need to let all of you torture me...BRING IT!... let the games begin!
c0rk is a weirdo.
c0rk needs to stop hating on himself.
I want to snuggle c0rk.
c0rk can rock my socks.
Someday c0rk will drag me to Vermont.
c0rk reminds me of no one.
Without c0rk, I would be single.
c0rk can be charming.
Best thing about c0rk is his insanity.
c0rk is my boyfriend.
Posted by: Maria | Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 09:16 AM
I like c0rk.
c0rk is a dork.
c0rk needs a nice girl like Maria to keep him happy and sane.
I want to strangle c0rk sometimes.
c0rk can get on my nerves with his advice due to its truthfulness and practicality.
Someday c0rk will STOP analyzing everything.
c0rk reminds me of a tech support phone call.
Without c0rk, I wouldn't have fun at work.
c0rk can be A little crazy sometimes.
Best thing about c0rk is that he is a genuine nice guy, which leaves room for hope that not all guys are lying, cheating, jerks .(Can you feel the bitterness?????)
c0rk is my buddy.
Posted by: | Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:06 PM
I don't look like Cork.
Cork is dead sexy.
cork needs to shave (for christs sake, its about time)
I want to visit Cork
Cork can make my mind think
Someday Cork will SHAVE.
Cork reminds me of no one (what kind of question is that to be asked of the most unique person.)
Without Cork, I would have never learned to drink properly.
Cork can be corkish (new word, look it up in Heather's Personal Dictionary)
Best thing about cork is his taste in "things"
Cork is my wine/movie buddy.
Posted by: heather | Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:09 PM
I work with c0rk.
c0rk is strange at times...ya gotta luv that.
c0rk needs sex.
I want to choke c0rk when he's drunk.
c0rk can be so honest he gets on my nerves.
Someday c0rk will look back at all this and laugh.
c0rk reminds me of my ex.
Without c0rk, it would be just me and Erin.
c0rk can be a good buddy when he's sober...lol.
Best thing about c0rk is that he REALLY is a nice guy.
c0rk is my dose of reality.
Posted by: | Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 12:30 PM
I am chums with c0rk.
c0rk is a good guy.
c0rk needs... hehe, we won't go there.
I want to strangle c0rk at times.
c0rk can fix my computer.
Someday c0rk will SHAVE.
c0rk reminds me of captin spock (he is always analysing).
Without c0rk, I would have no one to drink with.
c0rk can be a dork.
Best thing about c0rk is that he is loyal.
c0rk is my friend.
Posted by: cHaZ | Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 03:02 PM
I dont like c0rk.
c0rk is a dog.
c0rk needs to get laid.
I want to kill c0rk.
c0rk can suck my penis.
Someday c0rk will suck my penis.
c0rk reminds me of keibler elf.
Without c0rk, i'd be happy.
c0rk can be annoying.
Best thing about c0rk is nothing.
c0rk is my dogs new name.
Posted by: | Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 09:13 AM
I am kinda friends with c0rk... i guess
c0rk is a pain in the ass.
c0rk needs to stop being to self deprecating.
I want to say something that will offend c0rk.
c0rk can kiss my ass.
Someday c0rk will be happy and successful.
c0rk reminds me of good times in high school.
Without c0rk, life would be pretty much the same.
c0rk can be irritating when giving unsolicited advice.
Best thing about c0rk is umm, I'll get back to ya.
c0rk is my ex.
Posted by: Shayna | Thursday, November 20, 2003 at 07:20 PM
I drink coffee and talk about all the wonderful nothings that compose life with Cork.
Cork is asking for people to fill this thing out in a thinly-veiled attempt to validate himself through their, predominantly meaningless, opinons.
Cork needs to smack Shayna for being so passive-aggressively snide... give her one good shot before her overt rudeness spreads and pollutes everyone who reads it... corrupting the world, one mouse-click at a time.
I want to work at TechTV with Cork... as well as doubleteam Morgan Webb... okay eew.
Cork can surprisingly tolerate my moodswings, probably because suffers from them too... you moody bitch.
Someday Cork will commit suicide with the sharpened end of a plastic spork after spending too much time talking to someone who is just too damn stupid to live.
Without Cork, my computer would feel lonely... and I'd have the coolest cell phone in the world... you fucking bastard.
Cork can rebuild him... he has the technology... ba ba ba baaaaaa ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaa... running - EEH EH EH EH EH EH EH
Best thing about Cork is the fact that he makes as little sense as I do... and that he refuses to begin a sentence like this with a THE like there should be.
Cork is partly my accidental creation, born from a chance meeting during the most ridiculous years of life... high school.
Posted by: Andrew | Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 01:20 AM
Left one out...
Cork reminds me of how important it is to douche...
Posted by: Andrew | Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 01:30 AM
I think c0rk.
c0rk is a total freak.
c0rk needs a lot of help.
I want to kidnap c0rk.
c0rk can Irish my coffee.
Someday c0rk will move to Philly.
c0rk reminds me of that one actor, whatshisname.
Without c0rk, where would I hot tub?
c0rk can be cool/weird/nerdy/awesome/strange/etc.
Best thing about c0rk is, hey its cork!
c0rk is my pal!
Posted by: Tarrah | Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 10:05 AM
c0rk is a d0rk
Posted by: | Wednesday, December 03, 2003 at 12:32 PM
I hate c0rk (cause you gave a bad review on halo).
c0rk is cool
c0rk needs balls.
I want to ??? (you know ;) ) c0rk.
c0rk can stack my shelfs.
Someday c0rk will die? (everyone does)
c0rk reminds me of me.
Without c0rk, the world wouldn't have cork in it.
c0rk can be analytical .
Best thing about c0rk is his analytical analysing stuff.
c0rk is my stranger.
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